Modern Family: Fear
Modern Family delivered another laugh filled episode with “Fear.”
For me the favorite part was with the Dunphy family. Phil and Luke went on a “treasure hunting” expedition under the house not knowing what they would get themselves into. In awesome Phil fashion he tries to play off being afraid of the dark and what might be under the house with jokes.
Luke: When you stuck your head in, you screamed a little.
Phil: I told you. That was the house settling.
Phil: We’re like Ponce de Leon and his son… little Ponce.
Luke: His name is Ponce? He’d get made fun of at my school. They’d probably call him “Pants.”
Also in the Dunphy family was Claire taking her daughter Haley to get her driving license after two previous tries. Some good laughs occurred when she was hoping that the teacher wouldn’t recognize her but he did and referred to her as “two strikes.” Then there was Alex who was afraid to go to the school dance because she thought that no one would ask her to dance.
With Cameron and Mitchell their fear ends up being that their daughter Lily said “mommy” as her first word. They invited their pediatrician over for brunch because they wanted to make sure she liked Lily. But Cameron was trying too hard and giving many compliments.
Mitchell to Cameron: “Take it down a notch, we’re trying to make a friend, not initiate a three-way.”
They thought maybe it was because she grew up with females and when she was being held by an Asian doctor it just came out but it was later discovered that Lily had been hearing a doll that was given to them by friends the said “mommy.”
Cameron: “We can’t ignore the giant panda in the room. ” after Lily calls her Asian pediatrician Mommy
Mitchell: “Her first word was every gay father’s worst nightmare.”
For the Delgado and Pritchett family (Jay, Gloria and Manny) it was all about the apparent fear of Manny and roller coasters. He didn’t want to go to party where there would be rides but his mother ended up tricking him into going fishing at a pier where there was also a coaster. She ended up saying you have to face your fears and go for it. Manny ended up the trick was on him but decided to ride anyway.
Manny: “Wake up old man, she’s trying to get me on the roller coaster. ” – to Jay, about Gloria’s plot to get him on the roller coaster.
Gloria: Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back and your salmon is legendary!
Jay: I could have guessed he’d have trouble with roller coasters. That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
My Favorite Modern Family Quotes: Part 2
Here is part two of my favorite “Modern Family” quotes with Mitchell and Cameron. As before if you don’t see your favorite, feel free to post it.
Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I’m a catch. – My Funky Valentine
Cameron: Oh sure, when you’re gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It’s like a high-five — it’s a low two. – Moon Landing
Cameron: My dream for him is that one day, he’ll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why Cam?
Cameron: So at parties I can tell people my partner is one of the Supremes – Moon Landing
Cameron: I’m like a big runaway charity truck and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel. – Not In My House
Cameron: You know people are going to stare, they’re not used to seeing one clown in a car. – Fizbo
Mitchell: My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we’re at a bathhouse. – 15 Percent
Mitchell: (on burning flowers and Cameron) Look at that, two things flaming at once. – 15 Percent
Cameron: I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me. – Come Fly With Me
Mitchell: Ahhh we have been together for, guh, five– five years now? And uh we– we just decided that we really wanted to have a baby. So we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate but–
Cameron: Then we figured, they’re already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?
Mitchell: Don’t think so.
Cameron: No thank you, ick! – Pilot
My Favorite Modern Family Quotes: Part 1
I have scoured season recaps and found my favorite Modern Family quotes from so far this season. I will post them by “family” starting with The Dunphy’s. Obviously I couldn’t fit all them into this blog so if you have any favorites of your own please add them.
Phil: We raised our kids right. One of them will come forward, or the other two will rat them out. – Undeck The Halls
Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial. – Not In My House
Phil: Luke, that is very offensive to women. Your mom works very hard, just now she works for us. – Moon Landing
Claire: I have this theory that Phil purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child. – 15 Percent
Claire: Luke already is the best at something. Being my son … That sounded a lot less lame in my head. – En Garde
Haley: Hey mom?
Claire: Yeah?
Haley: Can I have forty dollars for lunch?
Claire: Forty dollars?
Haley: I also need a book for school.
Claire: A book?
Haley: I want a dress.
Claire: Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?
Alex: I’d be more worried that she couldn’t come up with a single book title – Coal Digger
Luke (about reptile on his head): This feels so weird, what does it eat?
Jungle Tanya: Oh just little boy brains
Alex: Well, at least Luke has nothing to worry about – Fizbo
Modern Family Quotes
EW compiled the 15 picks for the show’s funniest lines — so far.
Here are our favorites:
”I’m sort of like Costco — I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.” — Cameron (episode 3)
”Our son is not weird. What’s weird is that her kid wears aftershave and dresses like a count.” — Claire, about Manny (episode 5)
”That was hardly porn; it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.” — Phil (episode 12)
”I have to get old…. You don’t have to get fat.” —Phil to Gloria, on Valentine’s Day (episode 15)
What is your favorite quote of the season?
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Modern Family Episode 6 “Run for Your Wife” Quotes
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Another great episode for Modern Family (well every episode till now was great…). Here are some quotes for you:
Mitchell: “Why is our daughter dressed like Donna Summer?”
Cameron: “She is not Donna Summer, clearly she is Diana Ross from the RCA years. How is Daddy not seeing that?”
Mitchell: “I am fun! Remember breakfast for dinner last week? My idea.”
Gloria: “Batman doesn’t get picked on and he wears a cape. A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around.”
Jay: “Batman doesn’t get picked on because he’s a muscular genius. Manny can’t make it to the top bunk.”
What was your favorite quote?
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Modern Family Quotes Episode 5
- Dad, you’re really close to ruining gay for me
- Do you ? Do you?
- Why does she look like the hamburglar
- I mean I’m no Erik Estrada…
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Modern Family Quotes of the Week – S01E04
“I gave her a present, and she gave me a hint” – Cameron
And of course the whole Dylan song.
What were your favorite quotes?
And here is “I got Gloria” for you
Modern Family has 2 Quotes of the Week
Two of TV Addict’s quotes of the week are from Modern Family and they were two of our favorites too!
Quotes of the week - TV Addict
And you can see the clips with these quotes in our previous entry.
Who Da Manny?
Going to a wedding?
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