Modern Family Quotes

February 17, 2010 by
Filed under: Quotes 

EW compiled the 15 picks for the show’s funniest lines — so far.
Here are our favorites:

Modern-Family-Costco-Cam
”I’m sort of like Costco — I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.” — Cameron (episode 3)

Modern-Family-Julie
”Our son is not weird. What’s weird is that her kid wears aftershave and dresses like a count.” — Claire, about Manny (episode 5)

/Modern-Family-Phil
”That was hardly porn; it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.” — Phil (episode 12)

Modern Family Oneil
”I have to get old…. You don’t have to get fat.” —Phil to Gloria, on Valentine’s Day (episode 15)

What is your favorite quote of the season?

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  • http://wendymaybury.com/ Wendy

    Casablanca!!!

    When Phil calls Lilly a “little potsticker”

  • Herc

    Phil – (After getting a morphine shot before his surgury) “My insides feel like velvet!”

  • Phoebe

    It's no big deal claire, I just train tigers for a living.

  • kevin

    Batman doesn't get picked on and he wears a cape….a cape is just a poncho that goes all the way around….LOL. Gloria on Manny wearing a poncho.

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  • Neela

    Phil: I love you when you’re human <3

  • Elizabeth Langehennig

    “You put that chip in my sandwhich; that was a cruncy surprise.”