Modern Family Quotes

February 17, 2010 by · 7 Comments
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EW compiled the 15 picks for the show’s funniest lines — so far.
Here are our favorites:

Modern-Family-Costco-Cam
”I’m sort of like Costco — I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you to not like me.” — Cameron (episode 3)

Modern-Family-Julie
”Our son is not weird. What’s weird is that her kid wears aftershave and dresses like a count.” — Claire, about Manny (episode 5)

/Modern-Family-Phil
”That was hardly porn; it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.” — Phil (episode 12)

Modern Family Oneil
”I have to get old…. You don’t have to get fat.” —Phil to Gloria, on Valentine’s Day (episode 15)

What is your favorite quote of the season?

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