My Favorite Modern Family Quotes: Part 2

March 2, 2010 by
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Here is part two of my favorite “Modern Family” quotes with Mitchell and Cameron. As before if you don’t see your favorite, feel free to post it.

Mitchell: I had to settle.
Cameron: Well, your mom might think so, but some think I’m a catch. – My Funky Valentine

Cameron: Oh sure, when you’re gay you just walk around giving butt bumps to everybody. It’s like a high-five — it’s a low two. – Moon Landing

Cameron: My dream for him is that one day, he’ll be on the Supreme Court.
Mitchell: Why Cam?
Cameron: So at parties I can tell people my partner is one of the Supremes – Moon Landing

Cameron: I’m like a big runaway charity truck and Mitchell is my off-ramp full of safety gravel. – Not In My House

Cameron: You know people are going to stare, they’re not used to seeing one clown in a car. – Fizbo

Mitchell: My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we’re at a bathhouse. – 15 Percent

Mitchell: (on burning flowers and Cameron) Look at that, two things flaming at once. – 15 Percent

Cameron: I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me. – Come Fly With Me

Mitchell: Ahhh we have been together for, guh, five– five years now? And uh we– we just decided that we really wanted to have a baby. So we initially asked one of our lesbian friends to be a surrogate but–
Cameron: Then we figured, they’re already mean enough, can you imagine one of them pregnant?
Mitchell: Don’t think so.
Cameron: No thank you, ick! – Pilot