My Favorite Modern Family Quotes: Part 1

March 1, 2010 by
Filed under: Quotes 

I have scoured season recaps and found my favorite Modern Family quotes from so far this season. I will post them by “family” starting with The Dunphy’s. Obviously I couldn’t fit all them into this blog so if you have any favorites of your own please add them.

Phil: We raised our kids right. One of them will come forward, or the other two will rat them out. – Undeck The Halls

Phil: That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial. – Not In My House

Phil: Luke, that is very offensive to women. Your mom works very hard, just now she works for us. – Moon Landing

Claire: I have this theory that Phil purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child. – 15 Percent

Claire: Luke already is the best at something. Being my son … That sounded a lot less lame in my head. – En Garde

Haley: Hey mom?
Claire: Yeah?
Haley: Can I have forty dollars for lunch?
Claire: Forty dollars?
Haley: I also need a book for school.
Claire: A book?
Haley: I want a dress.
Claire: Do you have any idea what a bad liar you are?
Alex: I’d be more worried that she couldn’t come up with a single book title – Coal Digger

Luke (about reptile on his head): This feels so weird, what does it eat?
Jungle Tanya: Oh just little boy brains
Alex: Well, at least Luke has nothing to worry about – Fizbo